Updated Throwback: YSA Snark




*Inspired by the viral Dash it All post: http://dashmandy.blogspot.com/2013/01/snark-and-testimony.html

Experiences of a young, single Mormon girl in GIFS: (All in good fun, of course.)

Your attempt at acting natural to attract the new guy in the ward: 


When, without thinking, you bring up politics in Sunday School: 


When another girl younger than you announces her engagement in Relief Society: 




How you react when she tells the story of how it happened:


When the one guy in your ward that you had a crush on gets engaged: 




When someone announces their engagement after less than a month of dating:


When a girl you know announces her mission call: 


When half of the girls in your ward announce their mission calls: 


When you decide to try a crazy, delicious new recipe for your ward's linger longer to impress everybody.
Expectations: 


Reality:



How you feel when the linger longer meal is lasagna: 


How you feel when choir practice goes long on a fast Sunday:


How you think you look with your girlfriends at the Institute dance: 


How you really look:




How you feel when your attempt to flirt doesn't end up being horrendously awkward:


How you feel when your attempt to flirt DOES end up being horrendously awkward: 


How you feel when the creepy guy asks you to dance at the Institute party: 




How he acts:


How you act afterward to discourage anything:


How you feel when you see an old flame/new crush at the Institute activity:



What you hope he says to you by the end of the night: 



How you feel when you leave, dateless and lonely:



How you feel at the end of a really good date:


How you feel halfway through a really bad date:


What you think when the bad date asks you again:


The conversation you have with home ward members before leaving for the singles ward:


When your YSA stake holds a huge activity: 


When someone makes a really clever comment in Institute/Sunday School:


When your visiting teachers introduce themselves then never come to see you: 




What everyone makes saying the prayer sound like:


When someone makes a comment in church that's reeeeaally abnormal or incorrect:


How you react to the new high school graduates in the ward:


How all of the unmarried, older guys in the ward react to the new high school graduates: 


How you handle dating after being settled in the ward:



What you feel like inside when someone asks you for the umpteenth time if you're going to serve a mission:



How your engaged ward friends try to console you in your singleness:


How everyone else does:


When the stake creeper offers you his help with an activity by giving you his number:


When someone of the opposite gender asks you what plans you have for the weekend:


When the bishop calls you:


When the FHE committee plans a speed dating activity:



Yeah. The whole thing is basically a trap. 

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